[Texts] With Dad

Dad: Will you be home for dinner?
Me: No but save me some for when I get home.

(a few hours later)
Me: We went out for dinner actually but I'll take mine for lunch tomorrow.
Dad: Drop dead. This is not a take out joint.
Dad: We are doing 7 sea food courses for x-mas eve. Sweet!!!!!!!
Me: Whaaat?
Dad: If you were here for dinner you'd know what we were talking about.

[Submitted by NK]