Friends With Any Leprechauns? Am I Being Mean?

From: Mom
To: BJ

someone left a black XXS jacket here. it either belongs to a girl or a very tiny boy. any idea who it belongs to? are you friends with any circus boys? or any leprechauns?  am i being mean?  i'm mean...


From: Mom
To:  Me

all cars need to be parked tonight on NEAR side of james street and  NO CARS IN FRONT OF  HOUSE.

Nice and Tender

From: Me
To: Mom

i talked to liz. she's organizing a dinner for us and john for saturday night! excited to meet him!

From: Mom
To: Me

excellent.  john is so nice and so tender towards liz.  

Mommy Has No Dirt....

From: Mom
To: @randacovington
Subject: Dirt

1 pkg. oreos crushed
1 pkg. instant vanilla pudding
1 lg. container Cool Whip
1 pkg. gummy worms or real worms according to taste
1 8 oz. cream cheese

Refrigerate 3 or 4 hours.  Have fun eating but think about your poor mommy who has no dirt.

For All You Cat Lovers....

From: Mom
To: Family

For all you cat lovers!

From: JJ

To: Mom

If we're exchanging links...

From: Mom

To: JJ

wait wait wait.  WHAT??????????????????????????


Can You Imagine Four Years of Romney?: The Weekly 'Vote!" Rant From Mom

From: Jolie
To: Mom

thank u for sending the pillow.

also, just wanted to let u know jeff and i both sent in our forms to register to vote.

From: Mom
To: Jolie

great.  glad you got that stuff, and great about you and jeff registering to vote. 
i don't want to sound obnoxious, but please tell all your friends how important it is to vote.  the youth vote is what is worrying some people (including me), because there are those of you who absolutely support obama, but just aren't motivated to vote. 
can you imagine four years of romney?  what a nightmare he is.  perfect hair and teeth living in a hollow suit.    

Wedding Expenses

From: Dad
To: JP
Please put any expenses for Emma's wedding on our joint credit card such as travel to Detroit, Boston, etc. clothing, party planning, or whatever else comes up (but don't buy her a car for a wedding gift).

After all, it is my fault Bethany is your Aunt, and the entire situation all flows from there.

Mom's Doppleganger

From: CJ
To: Family

julian casablancas (lead singer of The Strokes) is mom's doppelganger. let's discuss...

From: JJ
To: Family

way to destroy mom's ego. she clearly looks more like patti stanger. 

From: Mom
To: Family

i wasn't really using my self-esteem anyway.


From: Mom
To: Kids

Remember kiddies: it's not enough (in fact it isn't anything) if you support obama and register to vote, but then on election day, you don't actually throw on some clothes, leave the house, somehow arrive at your voting precint, and VOTE FOR OBAMA.

votevotevotevotevotevotevote; tell all your friends to votevotevotevotevotevotevote.
don't just love obama; VOTE FOR OBAMA.

you kids, you worry me: VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!