emails from my "pregnant" sister

This has nothing to do with anything, except the fact that it is an email.  But I really wanted to share it with everyone.

My sister has been asked on several occasions when "the baby is due."  She is not pregnant, by any means, but I guess is just bloated a lot.  In November, she was corresponding with this guy who she used to work for...


FROM: JOLIE
To: Me
Subject: Fwd: Eworks check
Date: July 14, 2009

i "followed up" with the guy who asked me when my delivery date was.

______________________________________
From: *****
Subject: Re: Eworks check
To: Jolie
Date: November 5, 2008

Thanks Jolie keep in touch. by the way are you expecting and if so when is your delivery date.
 

(MONTHS HAVE PASSED). 
______________________________________

From: Jolie
Subject: Re: Eworks check
To: *********
Date: July 14, 2009


i hope you were kidding

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: *****
Subject: Re: Eworks check
To: Jolie
Date: July 14, 2009
Yes, by the way have you worked for Michael anymore.




I like, mostly, that he was clearly not kidding, and that just "yes" alone was supposed to do it.

From: Dad
FW: Robert Saget confirmed you as a friend on Facebook...

fyi, I'm friends with Bob Saget.   
-----Original Message----- From: Facebook  Sent: Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:55 PM To: Bruce Subject: Robert Saget confirmed you as a friend on Facebook...  Robert confirmed you as a friend on Facebook.

(more father notes)

email from my dad. there was no explanation.
-Meghan

From: Dad

Mom needs to write me a letter of reference ' attesting to my high standard of character ", she says she will pay you $ 5 to write it for her!! I need it by tomorrow, 4 sentences would work.

From Elizabeth: 
Email from my father. Just got this from my dad, there's  nothing in the body of the email just the subject line. 
I don't even think he liked Michael Jackson.


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Dad
Date: Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 11:43 AM
Subject: let us take time to day to reflect on Michael
To: Elizabeth

Mom Psalm for Obama

(Thanks Melissa!!!)

From: Mom
Subject: Psalm 2008-2012

Psalm
2008 - 2012

PSALM 2008-2012: FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT

OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD,

I SHALL NOT WANT.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN
PARTY.

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGHT THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,

I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY
LIFE.

THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER

IN A RENTED HOME.

BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,

I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG

AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.

texts from my mother

twittered by hottiecakes:

Kelly Clarkson is on Ellen. She's very chunky.

Where in the world is...Lunette???

I sent my mom a link to a clip of a PBS show I used to watch when I was younger.  

My mom is always wondering "where are they now"--whether it be our old next-door neighbors, random subjects of Sesame Street shorts, and, in this case, LUNETTE, the GROWN UP clown, that talks to her doll/best friend, Molly. Please note that she was 100% serious, inquiring about Lunette's present life.


Subject: Re: OMG OMG OMG OMG
From: Mom

that molly.  i never knew she could move a little too.  remember -  one of my favorite stories was when i asked you if molly can speak and you said, "no, but she can think" i always thought that was so funny (even though you weren't trying to be) and i remember telling everyone.  i wonder what lunette is doing now.  do you know who she is?  i wonder what molly is doing now.