A family affair...

Katherine:

This is an entire family package in these e-mails.


Matt - my 26 year old brother
Em - his 25 year old fiance
Diana - my mother who took a jewelry class, but I interpreted it as smithing


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From: Katherine

To: Family

Subject: What I Do At Work

Talk to you both this weekend! TGIF!

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From: Mom

To: Family

Re: What I Do At Work

That is fairly scary Kate. You are just a little insane looking. Love, Mom

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From: Katherine

To: Family

Hahaha Always thanks, Mom. It wasn't just me so don't worry too much.

1. Hannah's brother taught their Rhodesian Ridgeback to "Heil" in response to the Hitler salute. They have a different sense of humor, BUT Rhodesian Ridgebacks are so smart, yeah?

2. Kim, Allyson, Me, Katie Surh. Best labbies ever.


Mom, take pictures of the smithing you did yesterday!

Matt, have craft night w/ Emily when she gets back!

- Kate

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From: Matt

To: Family

Em loves craft nights. I think all dogs should have Nazi-like loyalty to their owners minus the genocide and aryan-race stuff.

Where did you get the snuggie? Totally up Em's alley.

What is Mom doing? Iron works? Mom, please make me a sword or a really cool dagger that I can wear to the office.

-Matt

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From: Katherine

To: Family

I don't think Hans and Duchess have that Führer type love yet. They disobey too much haha and are WAY more pampered than WWII Germans. (Pottery Barn sheets)

DUDE! IT IS THE SOFTEST PONCHO EVER! Forever 21...but the XXI one. In

Little Rock. Maybe Mom can grab it for her!

Mom, I would like a vambrace after you make Matt's dagger. Thank you.

- Kate

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From: Matt

To: Family

Hans thinks he das Führer, that's the problem.

Mom, after you finish making Kate's vambrace, can you make me some titanium arrowheads?

-Matt

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From: Em

Re: What I Do At Work

I am so confused. Is there a picture that was attached to this email?

Love you all,

Em

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Ty KS!!!

Incase you were wondering...

To: Liz

From: Mom

Subject: peanutbutter

FYI your peanutbutter is in the oatmealbox

HUH?

I don't even know...

To: Me
From: Mom

hey. there's going to be some vowel movement here for anonymity's sake. yesterday we went to boob rooth's house. he (or she; it very well may be a she) showed me some surprising entries in "emails from my mother." so i've decided, in order to protect the remains of my sacred private self, that from now on i will communicate with you in only one fashion: blinking once for yes and twice for no.
btw, boob has a wonderful dog. a little ocd going on with the ball thing, but wonderful nevertheless. his name (or her name; it may very well be a female) is waldbaum's.
mom

Party?

I asked my mother if I could have a small gathering at my house for my friend's birthday. After some pushing, this is what she decided:

To: Me
From: My Mother

we're happy to do it for you.
it would make me happy if you put (and kept) all your clothes away and everything else that's lying around the floor. (and opened up some windows in there and allowed some light to enter. that way you'd get rid of any vampires hanging around.)
we'll be back late afternoon but then we'll go somewhere tonight so you kids can socialize and get to know each other. (charades is always a good ice-breaker). when we come home for the night it probably won't be very late (like prob 11, 11:30) but we'll just scurry to our room and stay out of your way.
have fun!
love you,
mom

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