You Go Girl!

[In response to me winning a costume contest dressed as Amy Winehouse]:


To: Demi
From: Mom

Go girl. you saw it, believed it and you did it!




VOICEMAIL: "you're starting to look like a dyke"



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Onesies For The Family

From: JJ
To: Family


Thoughts on THIS? i think we should buy matching pjs for the fam and wear them on christmas morning. 




From: Dad
To: Family


Do they come in XXXXXL?




From: Mom
To: Family


I think it's a groovy idea. does everyone want this as their Chanukah gift?