You Go Girl!

[In response to me winning a costume contest dressed as Amy Winehouse]:

To: Demi
From: Mom

Go girl. you saw it, believed it and you did it!

VOICEMAIL: "you're starting to look like a dyke"

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Onesies For The Family

From: JJ
To: Family

Thoughts on THIS? i think we should buy matching pjs for the fam and wear them on christmas morning. 

From: Dad
To: Family

Do they come in XXXXXL?

From: Mom
To: Family

I think it's a groovy idea. does everyone want this as their Chanukah gift?