CUT YOUR HAIR!



From: Mom

a nag, yes.  but also a loving and wise fashionologist: your hair needs a trim.  
your hair is now taller than you are. you're starting to resemble cousin it.  your ends are pleading for their last rites.  it's time to get your hair healthy.  you could trim six inches off and still have hair that you can trip over.   
(just sayin')