A Little Mom Jingle

From: Mom

so we were sitting at the table earlier this evening and i don't know what made me remember this song we used to sing when i was about ten:

whistle while you work
hitler was a jerk
mussolini bit his peenie
now it doesn't work.

i'm thinking you're thinking i made this up, but my old friends from new york will back me up on this. (they better).