"who made this? stupid."

From: MOM
To: RT

Hello my lovely daughter,
This is mommy. Look what I lerned! Do not forget to call ur (your sister taught me the internet language) brother. i was trying to tell you something but then you said you had to go and you hung up on me. I was going to tell you to not go outside. it is cold and wet. if you do go outside make sure you put a scarf around your face so the cold air does not get in. do it. and do not worry about how you look.

Email me back because I only talk to you and ur brother on this internet. I do not have time to talk to everyone we know. I have been typing this for forty minutes. the letters are not in order. who made this? stupid.

love you. call me tomorrow. don't forget.
mommy