Marshmallow Shooter

From: Mom

Subject: your recent purchases

you received your marshmallow shooter in the mail today.

i'm glad to see you're having fun living at home and all, but seeing as you are jobless and have been for the past 5 months, maybe you should lay off on the more excessive purchases? something to think about.

on another note, do you want to scare the shit out of dad when he comes home from work today?