From: Mom
To: Me
my little munchkin, when are we going to have a lovely mother/daughter chat? after seeing grandma tonight, i'm having dinner with ellen so could we have a lovely mother/daughter chat tomorrow?
topics to be covered:
the importance of condoms
the importance of sobriety
the importance of voting
the importance of taking a shower
the importance of not dressing like a slut
the importance of sharing your private life with your mother
Lean Cuisines
From: Mom
To: Family
Subject: don't eat lean cuisine's spaghetti and meatball dinner
for those of you who still eat lean cuisine, their spaghetti and meatball dinner has been recalled.
To: Family
Subject: don't eat lean cuisine's spaghetti and meatball dinner
for those of you who still eat lean cuisine, their spaghetti and meatball dinner has been recalled.
Funemployment
From: Dad
To: SJ
Subject: ADP shows 217,000 private-sector jobs added in Feb.
Good time to hit the market...things are picking up.
From: SJ
To: Dad
Thanks DAD. WORK IS ON THE WAY!!! although I just got my first response back from an employer. They are from Africa and want me to give them my social security and $150 for a credit report before they interview me :/
From: Dad
To: SJ
I like your can do attitude!!!!!!!
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