From: Mom
To: Me
my little munchkin, when are we going to have a lovely mother/daughter chat? after seeing grandma tonight, i'm having dinner with ellen so could we have a lovely mother/daughter chat tomorrow?
topics to be covered:
the importance of condoms
the importance of sobriety
the importance of voting
the importance of taking a shower
the importance of not dressing like a slut
the importance of sharing your private life with your mother
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