The Trash Goddess

From: Dad
To: Landlord

CC: Family

In response to your email about recyclables, where does the glass go?

From: Landlord
To: Dad

Glass, plastic and metal cans all go together.

From: Mom
To: Dad

i know i have been away for a while.  but excuse me.  i am the trash goddess.  in the future, please direct all your trash and recycle queries to ME.

it's a matter of respect.

From: Dad
To: Mom

Trash goddess? Maybe you should tour with Charlie Sheen.  I'll back off on all future garbage initiatives.