Dad + Snoop + Rihanna

me: do you know who snoop dogg is?
dad: yeahh shizzle my nizzle...that's snoop dogg
me: do you know who rihanna is? mom didn't.
dad: she got beaten up by her boyfriend chris.
me: wow, mom didnt know who she was.
dad: she doesn't know what fergolicious means either. she thinks black eyed peas is a vegetable.

[Submitted By JJ]