Can You Imagine Four Years of Romney?: The Weekly 'Vote!" Rant From Mom

From: Jolie
To: Mom

thank u for sending the pillow.

also, just wanted to let u know jeff and i both sent in our forms to register to vote.

From: Mom

To: Jolie

great.  glad you got that stuff, and great about you and jeff registering to vote.  i don't want to sound obnoxious, but please tell all your friends how important it is to vote.  the youth vote is what is worrying some people (including me), because there are those of you who absolutely support obama, but just aren't motivated to vote.  can you imagine four years of romney?  what a nightmare he is.  perfect hair and teeth living in a hollow suit.

Wedding Expenses

From: Dad

To: JP

 

Please put any expenses for Emma's wedding on our joint credit card such as travel to Detroit, Boston, etc. clothing, party planning, or whatever else comes up (but don't buy her a car for a wedding gift).

After all, it is my fault Bethany is your Aunt, and the entire situation all flows from there.

 

Dad

Mom's Doppleganger

From: CJ
To: Family


julian casablancas (lead singer of The Strokes) is mom's doppelganger. let's discuss...

From: JJ

To: Family

way to destroy mom's ego. she clearly looks more like patti stanger. 

From: Mom

To: Family

i wasn't really using my self-esteem anyway.

VOTE VOTE VOTE

From: Mom

To: Kids

Remember kiddies: it's not enough (in fact it isn't anything) if you support obama and register to vote, but then on election day, you don't actually throw on some clothes, leave the house, somehow arrive at your voting precint, and VOTE FOR OBAMA.

votevotevotevotevotevotevote; tell all your friends to votevotevotevotevotevotevote.

don't just love obama; VOTE FOR OBAMA.

you kids, you worry me: VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About a Change Purse

From: Mom
To: Kids
Subject: about a change purse

did any of you see my change purse?  it was a little orange-ish purse that i kept my quarters in.  i wonder if one of you innocently took it to get some quarters and then forgot to return it?  pls let me know if you've seen it in your travels.   thanks. mum. From: Mom To: Kids ???

From: Mom
To: Kids
Subject: follow up

just thought you'd all want to know i found my little orange change purse. thank you all for the endless concern and support, as well as for your tireless effort in your all-out search for my little orange purse.   we will all sleep well tonight. love, mom

The Hideous Ceramic Cat

From: Mom
To: Fam

who brought in the tall and hideous ceramic cat that's sitting on the cabinet in the foyer, so it's the first thing that can ruin your night when you walk in the house after a hard day's work? if it wasn't given to you by a dear friend, or by someone who now is dead, please remove it.  not to good will.  it would hurt good will's feelings.   mom

Weenies!

From: JM
To: Dad


How do hot dogs and hamburgers for lunch sound?


From: Dad
To: JM

Weenies for lunch! What a treat mmmmmmm

Tattoos Are Permanent...

"Tattoos are permanent. When you wake up next to him and his disgusting tattooed arm touches you, you'll wish you listened to me."--anonymous mom

Everyday I Turn On Youtube...

From: Mom
To: Jess


How come I click on you tube, but not working!!

I was real mad, because every day I turn on you tube for one hr to look up the Vietnamese and Thai recipe and the Chinese street food and Indonesian street food and the Chinese song, but since yesterday all in a sudden it didn't work.