The Hideous Ceramic Cat

From: Mom
To: Fam


who brought in the tall and hideous ceramic cat that's sitting on the cabinet in the foyer, so it's the first thing that can ruin your night when you walk in the house after a hard day's work?

if it wasn't given to you by a dear friend, or by someone who now is dead, please remove it.  not to good will.  it would hurt good will's feelings.  

mom