From: JS
To: Mom

FYI, I sneezed on the blanket on the couch by accident. dunno if u wanted to wash it or not.  Also, the remotes may or may not be covered in germs. 

From: Mom
To: JS

oh, don't be silly.  why would i want to wash the blanket that now has your wet flu germs all over it?
does it please you to be disgusting?  this is right up there with your brother saying he doesn't believe in bacteria.