My Classic Momism

To: Peter
From: Mom

Dreading this afternoon's wedding a wee bit. However, I'm trying to take the advice I always gave you kids. In case you have forgotten, it is to always anticipate with hope the unexpected. I'll let you know how it goes.

Hugs,
Mom



To: Mom
From: Peter

Mom. Nice thought, but, in case you have forgotten, you have never once said that to either of us. I hope you enjoyed the wedding!

Hugs,
Peter



From: Mom
To: Peter

I never said that? In my head that's my classic "Momism." Could you indulge me in a little revisionist history here?