To: Barrie
fyi my sinuses are bleeding
MGMT
From: Mom
To: Nikki
hi nikki...i was watching david letterman and MGMT performed tonight...
do they always wear capes?
Mom's Review of True Blood
To: JJ
From: Mom
Did you see True Blood last night? What a bunch of soft-core porn.
Lie-Lo
To: Me
From: Dad
Where do you want to go out for dinner tonight?
P.S. Li-Lo (or as I call her, Lie-Lo, because she's a liar) is a real idiot.
Too Much Perfume
To: Me
From: Mom
the scent of perfume should be sensual, soft, and mesmerizing.
if you've applied perfume to your body, you should NOT wish for people in your vicinity to: become faint or disoriented, have a seizure, vomit, or develop a severe migraine.
thank me later.
love,
mum
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