Too Much Perfume

To: Me
From: Mom

yesterday as you were leaving for a night out, it reminded me that i wanted to offer some suggestions about perfume-wearing.

the scent of perfume should be sensual, soft, and mesmerizing.

if you've applied perfume to your body, you should NOT wish for people in your vicinity to: become faint or disoriented, have a seizure, vomit, or develop a severe migraine.

thank me later.