my mom hates fake tanning

From: Mom

the tanning stuff works. i have in the house "st. tropez, step 3 tinted self-tanning lotion." but it's from 3 years ago. although the stuff works, you've got to be careful and not over-do it. one time i put too much on and i looked orange the next day, and your brother told me i looked like a puff-a-lump (or oofa-lump, or whatever that character from the willie wonka movie is called).


LOL kewt.