Emails From My Sister


Ok, so I submitted you to a make-over show. They're looking for people who have terrible style and who are just about to graduate from college. In other words, you're EXACTLY what they are looking for. They asked me to send photos of your worst outfits, so I did. And they wanted you to come in for an audition! Isn't that great news? But, the only problem is, that the auditions are taking place in LA. SO, they asked me to ask you to have someone take pictures of your worst outfits and send them in by Wednesday.

Can you do that for me? You'll get an incredible makeover worth a shitload of money, so it is definitely worth it. Free clothes AND you'll stop looking so dykey. Let me know immediately please.