To: Sage
From: Mom
to help me put a nadine photo on my facebook home page.
to continue watching twin peaks with me on your computer that you hoard.
listen, mr. bigshot real estate mogul, i wouldn't want to resort to guilt because that's not what i'm all about. but as you know, i do have a frozen shoulder and that can easily lead to frozen torso, frozen legs, and frozen brain. i think with a little TLC from each of my children, maybe, just maybe, i can begin to defrost.
