A Pre-Thanksgiving Family Request

To: Family
From: Jolie
Subject: Request

I'm putting in a request right now before it's too late (so everyone has enough time to process my request)....
Please don't tell me that I gained weight or that I'm fat at all during the week that you are here. Just wait until December when I'm home.
Is this OK with everyone?

To: Family
From: Dad
Re: Request

I will honor it and request that considering how tough things are this year that we all make a sincere effort to be extraordinarily kind to each other.