The Dentist

When I went to the dentist for the first time, I was so overwhelmed that I ran from the waiting room out to the parking lot shouting "FUCK" repeatedly.
I was 7 years old!

From: Mom
To: Me

is there any way you can change your work hours so you can come to barrythedentist this saturday at 1:00? me, dad, and jolie are going, and i promised jolie i would buy her something at fiske's if she behaves. and if YOU come, you can buy yourself something at fiske's, too! (as long as you don't run across the waiting room shouting, "FUCK!")