To: Dad
From: CJ
Read the articles below on dates. They should be an official staple of our shopping lists from now on!
To: CJ
From: Dad
I am pro-date (tho not eharmony.com), pro-fig, and pro-Occupy everything!
You Go Girl!
[In response to me winning a costume contest dressed as Amy Winehouse]:
To: Demi
From: Mom
Go girl. you saw it, believed it and you did it!
To: Demi
From: Mom
Go girl. you saw it, believed it and you did it!
Onesies For The Family
From: JJ
To: Family
Thoughts on THIS? i think we should buy matching pjs for the fam and wear them on christmas morning.
From: Dad
To: Family
Do they come in XXXXXL?
From: Mom
To: Family
I think it's a groovy idea. does everyone want this as their Chanukah gift?
To: Family
Thoughts on THIS? i think we should buy matching pjs for the fam and wear them on christmas morning.
From: Dad
To: Family
Do they come in XXXXXL?
From: Mom
To: Family
I think it's a groovy idea. does everyone want this as their Chanukah gift?
I Want To Know....
From: Mom
To: Megan
Who's the date with? Is it the perverted guy that you and E were checking out at home?Where are you going? Did the guy come to work on your loft bed - is he your date?...Is your roommate all moved in and where are you sleeping? How are things going with your roommate? Did you hang the mirror and do you have a room divider up yet?...I want to know...
Love ,
Yo Momma
vaporizers
To: Megan
Who's the date with? Is it the perverted guy that you and E were checking out at home?Where are you going? Did the guy come to work on your loft bed - is he your date?...Is your roommate all moved in and where are you sleeping? How are things going with your roommate? Did you hang the mirror and do you have a room divider up yet?...I want to know...
Love ,
Yo Momma
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PERFUME ADVISORY
just wanted to send along another advisory about perfume. to reiterate:
THE PURPOSE OF WEARING PERFUME IS TO SMELL NICE.
THE PURPOSE OF WEARING PERFUME IS NOT TO DROWN OUT EVERY OTHER SURROUNDING SCENT (NOR TO COVER UP POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE ISSUES). AND ALSO IT SHOULDN'T CAUSE ANY OF THE PEOPLE WHO COME IN CONTACT WITH THE WEARER TO SUDDENLY FEEL EXTREME DIZZINESS OR THE ONSET OF A SEVERE HEADACHE.
love,
mom
buy volcano vaporizer
THE PURPOSE OF WEARING PERFUME IS TO SMELL NICE.
THE PURPOSE OF WEARING PERFUME IS NOT TO DROWN OUT EVERY OTHER SURROUNDING SCENT (NOR TO COVER UP POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE ISSUES). AND ALSO IT SHOULDN'T CAUSE ANY OF THE PEOPLE WHO COME IN CONTACT WITH THE WEARER TO SUDDENLY FEEL EXTREME DIZZINESS OR THE ONSET OF A SEVERE HEADACHE.
love,
mom
buy volcano vaporizer
What Happened on The Bachelorette?
From: Mom
To: Me
What happened on The Bachelorette? I'm sure I could google it but I'd rather hear it from you.
From: Me
To: Mom
Ames got "kicked off." She just didn't feel a strong enough connection with him. Her feelings for J.P. are growing stronger. Fiji next week!
From: Mom
To: Me
Is Ames the nice guy with the big forehead?
To: Me
What happened on The Bachelorette? I'm sure I could google it but I'd rather hear it from you.
From: Me
To: Mom
Ames got "kicked off." She just didn't feel a strong enough connection with him. Her feelings for J.P. are growing stronger. Fiji next week!
From: Mom
To: Me
Is Ames the nice guy with the big forehead?
Kerfuffle?
From: Mom
To: Sage
KERFUFFLE! that's the word i keep hearing and never heard before lately.
To: Sage
KERFUFFLE! that's the word i keep hearing and never heard before lately.
And the Dentist Nags Continue...
To: Family
From: Mom
there are three people in dad's office that go to a dentist in newton that they all love. we are all due for dental checkups so i wondered if we should try to set up some appointments.
(only problem is the three people in dad's office who see this dentist are beautiful women, so i'm not sure if you have to be a beautiful woman to see him, in which case dad would be the only one pre-qualified.)
mumz
From: Mom
there are three people in dad's office that go to a dentist in newton that they all love. we are all due for dental checkups so i wondered if we should try to set up some appointments.
(only problem is the three people in dad's office who see this dentist are beautiful women, so i'm not sure if you have to be a beautiful woman to see him, in which case dad would be the only one pre-qualified.)
mumz
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