Subject: hey! what are you doing november 6th?
to all you young women out there.
only eleven days until the election. we know you support obama, but some of us are more than a little concerned that you won't translate this into the verb of voting; that although you know there's much at stake, somehow it all seems abstract to you.
THIS ELECTION IS SO MUCH MORE THAN HAVING ACCESS TO THE MORNING-AFTER PILL (NOT TO MENTION THE EVENING-BEFORE PILL). ALONG WITH AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, YOUR RIGHT TO CHOICES MAY VERY WELL VANISH.
you have to vote. you have to vote. you have to vote. you have to vote. you have to vote. how can you not vote? come on. this is so IMPORTANT. come on. why am i so worried about you? YOU HAVE TO VOTE. PLEASE. TELL ME YOU'LL VOTE. YOU THINK I LIKE NAGGING LIKE THIS?
promise me. sign your name and promise me you'll vote. you won't be sorry. in fact, you'll be the opposite of sorry, which is (wait, what is the opposite of sorry); whatever, you will be happy.
THE EVANGELICALS ARE NOT NOISY BUT THEY WILL COME OUT IN DROVES. WILL YOU COME OUT IN DROVES TOO?
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