The Trash Goddess

From: Dad
To: Landlord


CC: Family




In response to your email about recyclables, where does the glass go?




From: Landlord
To: Dad


Glass, plastic and metal cans all go together.




From: Mom
To: Dad


i know i have been away for a while.  but excuse me.  i am the trash goddess.  in the future, please direct all your trash and recycle queries to ME.

it's a matter of respect.




From: Dad
To: Mom




Trash goddess? Maybe you should tour with Charlie Sheen.  I'll back off on all future garbage initiatives.