YOU WON'T GET IT UNTIL IT BITES YOU IN THE ASS

From: Mom
To: Kids

i was thinking, since jolie is coming in for the wedding, and since sage won't be covered for dental insurance (or medical insurance) when he turns 26, and since chloe hasn't been to the dentist in a few months, why don't the three of you make an appt to see barry in august?

this is a good idea. listen to your mutha.



From: Sage

Chloe add this to the blog



From: Mom

it's not that my email said anything objectionable, but i don't understand why it would be put on any blog. one of these days you're going to be having what you think is a private conversation with a friend, and the next thing you know, your private conversation is posted on the internet for public amusement.

you won't get it until it bites you in the ass. i'll say it again: your generation does not respect boundaries.