Wedding Expenses


From: Dad
To: JP
 
Please put any expenses for Emma's wedding on our joint credit card such as travel to Detroit, Boston, etc. clothing, party planning, or whatever else comes up (but don't buy her a car for a wedding gift).

After all, it is my fault Bethany is your Aunt, and the entire situation all flows from there.
 
Dad

Mom's Doppleganger

From: CJ
To: Family


julian casablancas (lead singer of The Strokes) is mom's doppelganger. let's discuss...


From: JJ
To: Family

way to destroy mom's ego. she clearly looks more like patti stanger. 


From: Mom
To: Family

i wasn't really using my self-esteem anyway.


VOTE VOTE VOTE


From: Mom
To: Kids

Remember kiddies: it's not enough (in fact it isn't anything) if you support obama and register to vote, but then on election day, you don't actually throw on some clothes, leave the house, somehow arrive at your voting precint, and VOTE FOR OBAMA.

votevotevotevotevotevotevote; tell all your friends to votevotevotevotevotevotevote.
don't just love obama; VOTE FOR OBAMA.


you kids, you worry me: VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About a Change Purse

From: Mom
To: Kids
Subject: about a change purse



did any of you see my change purse?  it was a little orange-ish purse that i kept my quarters in.  i wonder if one of you innocently took it to get some quarters and then forgot to return it?  pls let me know if you've seen it in your travels.  
thanks.
mum.

From: Mom
To: Kids


???


From: Mom
To: Kids
Subject: follow up



just thought you'd all want to know i found my little orange change purse.
thank you all for the endless concern and support, as well as for your tireless effort in your all-out search for my little orange purse.  
we will all sleep well tonight.

love,
mom

The Hideous Ceramic Cat

From: Mom
To: Fam


who brought in the tall and hideous ceramic cat that's sitting on the cabinet in the foyer, so it's the first thing that can ruin your night when you walk in the house after a hard day's work?

if it wasn't given to you by a dear friend, or by someone who now is dead, please remove it.  not to good will.  it would hurt good will's feelings.  

mom

Weenies!

From: JM
To: Dad


How do hot dogs and hamburgers for lunch sound?


From: Dad
To: JM



Weenies for lunch! What a treat mmmmmmm

Tattoos Are Permanent...

"Tattoos are permanent. When you wake up next to him and his disgusting tattooed arm touches you, you'll wish you listened to me."--anonymous mom

Everyday I Turn On Youtube...

From: Mom
To: Jess


How come I click on you tube, but not working!!

I was real mad, because every day I turn on you tube for one hr to look up the Vietnamese and Thai recipe and the Chinese street food and Indonesian street food and the Chinese song, but since yesterday all in a sudden it didn't work.

For Mother's Day I Want...

From: Mom


for mother's day i want:
three good children. 
just kidding.  i would like shoes by the otz brand, a pair in viola. 
i always try to make life easier for you.  thank me later.

mom