FWD:

My mom forwarded this to me via email. I have no idea WHO these people are or where Bradford Rd. is, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't know an Edie, making this a FWD of a FWD and completely useless. Thanks Mom!

From: Mom

Subject: FWD: lock your cars and keep valuable inside

The handbag of my friend on Bradford Road was stolen from her unlocked car last night. Also, Justin found evidence that someone went through his car last night (nothing stolen). It doesn't seem that the thief or thieves are breaking in at this time (my car was locked and had something valuable in it). We should just take some simple precautions...
Edie

For the Fridge

From: Mom

To: JJ

i think i already asked you for a photo of you and jeff. i would like a LOVELY photo (not like your xmas card disaster). i need it for the fridge.

thanks.

Christmas Trees & Salad Forks

From: Mom

To: Me

1. it's april. passover is done with. are you okay if we take the fake christmas tree down now?

2. why do we keep losing salad forks? we're now missing about six of them. any thoughts about where they might be?

mom

You Are PERFECT!

From: JJ

To: Mom and Dad

I made this picture...

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From: Mom

To: JJ

its perfect. do dad and i have creative kids or what.

mom

From: Dad

To: JJ

You rock JJ! Let the creativity flow...

Good Student Discount

To: Anna

From: Mom

[Facebook wall post]

Amica Insurance just called and told me that we're getting a refund check for the "Good Student Discount"...Ironically it's 1/1000 of your tuition...

Scallops For Dinner?

From: Mom

To: Liz

Hey
I have a Dr's appt at 5:30. He wouldn't give me drugs for the plane unless I came in. So Hopefully I shouldn't be long. I was thinking of scallops for dinner. Dad won't be home until 8:30. what do you think? Text me so I know to buy the scallops. Have a good rest of the day. Love you.
Mom

A Package Sent 3,000 Miles

A PB & J and $10

[Submitted by Elizabeth]

Why We Never Helped You

To: Mom, Dad

From: JJ

[LINK]

THAT'S the reason we never helped you, Mom! We weren't "trained" to help you. We never did the dishes, swept or mopped the floor, cleaned, made our beds, etc. But, we did mow the lawn, and we did wash and clean the car(s) and we always helped dad shred paper at work, and did the groceries whenever he asked.

You probably should have bought this one instead:

[LINK]

At least I know for the future...

To: JJ

From: Dad

I'm not sure you guys would understand either of these books. They have words in them about helping. jk :-)

To: JJ

From: Mom

we DID have both books but i don't know what happened to "we help mommy" (hmmmm). i love those books, the way the kids are treated like slaves.

HAPPY EASTER (TEXT)

Mom: THE EASTER BUNNY HAS NOT FORGOTTEN YOU.

[Submitted by Elizabeth]